Monday, January 19, 2009

Change, What Change?

Conservatives please leave the room. Thank You. Turn off the lights. Close the door. Start the projector. Let me take you to a land where change is yours for the asking. Isn't is beautiful! Can't you see the Mountains as they burst forth the with the levening of dreams that come true. Close you eyes and take in the nebulize aroma of promises of a better world. Now ask yourself what change do "You" would want, let yourself go as we take you to a place where all your dreams do come true. Don't worrry about the consequences -there are none. Money? We've got plenty! Enough love to go around for us (Liberals) ? You jest. What's the name of this wonderful land where all this can happen? Nom - Me - Nuee Land. You can be there when I am in office. I will give you all your hearts desires. It is yours for the taking!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't think just vote and I will take care of the rest. ARE YOU WITH ME? I SAID ARE YOU WITH ME? I CAN'T HERE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU! CAN YOU SAY AMEN? CAN YOU SAY AMENNNNNA? AMEM BROTHER AND SISTERS! ALL WILL BE OK!

Now open your eyes and let your bordened souls dwell on me. I am the truth and the answer to your problems.

Lights please. As you leave please get a bumper sticker and leave a little something in the hat for
the cause. Remember we are the world. THE CROWD LEAVES ONE BY ONE - HAND IN HAND, SINGING PRAISES TO OBAMA - ALL IS WELL!

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