Secret Land of Losers

Secret land of Losers
Well today I woke up renewed and focused. I got up earlier than usual due to being aroused
from my long awaited deliverance from my extended stay in Nom – Me – Nuee Land. A place where
ignorance is bliss and the crazies run the farm. Such sights as the male species is hurriedly running
around burying their nuts because here on this tranquil – submissive - chimera their need for them is as
worthless as tits on a boar hog. Following close by in a giddy state of euphoria is the antipodal
counterpart exfoliating morality and decency as they skip and twirl to the song “We are the World.” “Oh
My, is right.” It seems I have been on this funny farm for quite a while. Obviously a drug induced state of
mind I assure you. There wasn’t a long goodbye ceremony although the tears of fear from the remaining
inhabitants were menstruating like crazy. As I left they pleaded “Please don’t tell them where we are.”
Well as I passed through the portal into reality I looked back and with an unbridled release of passion I
screamed back “I’m telling the world you morons!!!”And off I ran. Where do I go from here, you ask? As
far away from the crazies as I can get.
Living is believing you can make a difference. In the real world the air is fresher – the grass is
greener – your thoughts are clearer and the resolve for reestablishing sanity to the multitudes is
paramount. The land of Nom – Me – Nuee is a vastly populated land where insanity runs amuck and it’s
growing like a stink weed. Escape is possible as long as you never give up hope.
Well it seems we are back to that elusive inherent characteristic that only the true believers
attain through belief in a power greater than themselves. Hope! Change is surely coming but it’s not what the
captors of crazyville aspire to. I will seek to open the flood gates of the eccentric dungeons to free the
people kept captive by an idealistic lie that has neutered the weak minded and hapless populace of
“Nom – Me – Nuee.” This will not be easy due to the fact that most of these crazies don’t want to be
freed. They have been institutionalized for so long that they feel safe within the boundaries constructed
for them. Their – “will” - to be individuals have been eroded and their constitution with respect to
common sense and morality has long been swept away as to protect them from themselves. Scary but
true! The problem and task at hand is to educate the masses and let them know that it’s
Ok to be hated by the Hollywood Elites and it’s a good thing to be a Christian, and it’s more than hunky
dory to hate your enemy and yes,” Kill them” and morals is a good thing not a bad thing that is out dated.
Standing and saluting the flag isn’t to be scorned but applauded, rejecting homosexuality and perversion
builds strength in your character not the opposite. They need to know that to stand for everything
makes them weak and drawing the line in the sand and making a stand to fight for moral and ethical
values builds strength of character. This is going to be tough – getting people to come back to their
natural order of survival. They have been gone so long. I just know that I can’t sit this battle out and
expect that things will turn out OK. I’ve set too many out and look what happened. Every day we fail to
hold the incompetent men and women running this country accountable we get deeper and deeper in
the quagmire that puts us in precarious situations that get harder and harder to get out of. But we will
fight and we will win back this nation and once again God will be our corner stone from where we get
our toughness, strength and fortitude that leads us to moral, ethical, virtuous , righteous and noble lives.